rapewhistled:

why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

(via yourfriendlyneighborhood-lesbian)

foxnewsofficial:

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting

(via velvet-leaf)


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webgf:

dogs = world peace 

(Source: dribbled, via arctic-spunky)